PokeHax Pokedex!

Credit goes to urking shadow for creating this topic.

Maybe "Pokehax-dex" is a better term, but it does look kind of odd.

Anyway, post a description of yourself as a Pokedex entry.
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Examples, not that you need any:

"Jasmine - the Olivine Gym Leader - she's a natural beauty, but prefers simple attire, choosing hair barrettes as her only accessory." - Brock, in the episode "Nerves of Steelix"

Actual Dex entry for Magikarp in Diamond:
"It is said to be the world's weakest Pokémon. No one knows why it has managed to survive."
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I'll start

Verystrait42 - The nerd pokemon. Likes Eating a lot and not talking to girls. Hates running. It is said that when you anger him, he starts eating, which in turn makes him more angry.